2009年的第十三章 —— 悲哀？或欢乐？

已有一段很长的时间没有更新部落格了。最近，被中六的课业缠绕，无法脱身。那看似轻松但沉重的功课把我压得透不过气来。若不是我一时懒惰，我相信我连碰电脑的时间都没有。毕竟天下没有白吃的午餐，或许这些课业将会帮助我对课程的了解，进而让我对STPM有一些些信心。中六课程和中五课程的差距像是一个火箭与一个飞机，他们的飞行速度是不同的。STPM什么都要快，连写一篇350个字的作文(PA)都要在半个小时完成，一个Graph要在15分钟完成。这似乎像Mission Impossible多一些。好了，不说课业了。就说我在中六的生活。我的生活时间表几乎已经排满了节目，要我抽出一些时间玩电脑（我指的是Crysis，Left 4 Dead）都没有。悲哀！在学校，连流荡的时间都比中五少了许多。还好，我是班长，不然我可是会痴肥（因为学校走路的时间少了）。放学后，就轮到补习了。补来补去都不知道我是在补习还是在增加自己的功课。学校功课加补习功课 = 小山丘那么高。 你说说我还有时间玩电脑吗？有，除非我那天偷懒，就好像今天。有一间悲哀的事情！


但是悲哀归悲哀，欢乐还是有的。就如，当我完成一题很难的数学题，我就会有很大的满足感而这满足感足以让我有一些些欢乐。与一班朋友在学校拼搏或与朋友各自争执（为了证明自己的答案是对的）也是一件开心的事情。在育华中六课程，我已经度过了二个星期。当中有酸有甜有苦有辣，而这些味道的点缀令我的人生更加美满，更加精彩。人生如戏，总是一些时间是平淡不实但这是为了衬托高潮的精彩。我们一起加油吧！为了我们的未来（高潮）！为了我们的幸福！一起奋斗，一齐努力，一起成功！

2009年的第十二章 —— “4574”困境

这应该是我这个假期写的最后一章。过了这个假期，我将会把大部分的精力花费在我的课业上。毕竟，中六课程不是我你想象般容易。所以，我先在此说声不好意思，希望大家能多多见谅，顶多我向你们陪个酒道个歉（我终于可以合法饮酒了！）。我写这章纯粹是为了成全我朋友的心愿。毕竟，没有这班IQ和EQ超标的朋友，就没有我。

今天，大小脑都没有什么好东西可以与你们分享。那么，让老弟（因为本人是阿公，不能用小弟来自称）跟你们谈论最近发生时事问题（其实已有一段时间了），就当着温习下自己的公民教育（PA），相信你们都深知大马的理大（USM）是本土大学中的顶尖大学（apex university）。但你们可又知道今年理大竟然在今年的5月29日，因电脑出现故障而导致“4574”困境发生在我们的学兄学姐身上（或许当中学生不是育华生，但因同理心而为他们感到失望）。话说今年的5月29日，有不少辛辛学子得悉自己名字出现在理大网站而感到兴奋，毕竟理大可是大马数一数二的顶尖大学，有机会在那儿深招已是一个难得的恩惠。但隔一天，高达4574位学生的名字却无缘无故地删除了。从校方的解释得知，因“电脑系统出现问题”，不小心超过了所需要的录取人数。所以校方逼不得已，而将4574学生的名字删除。但是，为何那群4574位被拒绝的学生当中有高达90%的华裔学子呢？不知道。

我对此事感到无底的失望，毕竟我曾想过在理大深造。但此事发生后，我得再重新考虑。毕竟，那将关系到我的前途。我相信那些学兄学姐已对理大感到彻底地失望，这件事将会对他们产生了阴影而进而导致他们的精神出现问题。为何呢？当一个人得悉一件天大的喜讯，但又隔了一阵子，那人又得知其实那喜讯不是真的。那人的心情就好比他们从天堂度过像极乐世界般的快活日子掉进无底的悬崖或地狱。这滋味不好受。他们的心情将由暴喜转为惊讶，再由惊讶转为失望，再转为忧郁。一旦他们无法接受到这个事实，他们或许会患上忧郁症。或许我的言语有些夸张，但不能抹杀了这一个可能性。

为何“4574”困境会发生？真的只是电脑系统出现问题吗？又或许有一些不可告人的秘密？不知。但是看来，我应在班上询问PA老师对此事的意见。

2009年的第十一章 —— “生日没有什么好庆祝 / 互联网的力量有何等强大”

我终于18岁了，今年的生日满特别的。我第一次收到超过10个朋友的祝贺。我先在此衷心感谢我的朋友对我说的种种祝贺。没有你们的祝贺，我的生日不会如此特别，尤其是令到我拥有另类的“第一次”。然而我们的生日却是我们的母难日；我们的母亲十月怀胎，终于在我们的生日把我们带进这五彩缤纷的世界，带我们来这充满种种惊喜的花花世界。所以，我们的生日其实没有好庆祝。因为母亲可是用了自己的生命来换取我们的诞生。所以，我们应该在生日期间与母亲度过。不论你身在国外或国内，但应该时时探望母亲。因为没有母亲，你是没有生日。

对了，几乎我的全部朋友都在面子书（facebook）跟我说生日快乐。让我不禁怀疑互联网的力量有何等强大？我不知但是我相信互联网已经逐渐迈进另一个里程碑。为何我这么说？因为大多数的人都把他们的生活上载至互联网与一众亲朋戚友分享，不论对方是朋友或陌生人（可以算是网友吧）。不要说我在吓唬你们。我们的确把许多东西包括自己的私隐放上网，进而导致我们的生活中的点点滴滴都可以在互联网找寻。而这到底是一件好事或坏事？有好也有坏。

不知我们是不是有了“分享瘾”？或许我们在现实生活中默默承受许多压力，导致我们在互联网与朋友畅谈以解压；或许我们在生活中没有获取大众社会的认可，进而我们在互联网寻求别人的认同，而往往线上的网友都不会忽略我们；又或许我们在生活中没有机会结识朋友，但是互联网的存在令到我们有更庞大的结识空间，譬如种种的交友网站如面子书（Facebook）, Friendster等等，进而令我们结识了不少新朋友。甚至可以跨国界认识新朋友。所以，我们不可以否认互联网已经是国际性的交流媒介中心。

互联网的力量有多强大？他有本事让陈冠希一夜之间身败名裂，他又有本事让九把刀，徐静蕾，张牧野（天下霸唱）大红大紫。你说互联网的力量有多大呢？

2009年的第十章 —— “18岁？” (PG Content)

不知不觉，我就要步入18岁了。18，我儿时很向往的岁数。为何？因为18岁已经是大人了，可以拿到金钥匙——自由。但是，现在回想我儿时异想天开的梦想，才惊觉我儿时的梦想是多么的纯真可爱。现在，18岁并不能代表你已经是大人（尽管你已有了大人样），我相信大多数18岁的朋友都这么认为，我们还需要父母的资助（特别是金钱方面）。现在的18岁青年大多数都在求学，没有多少个18岁青年还像我们当年的阿公阿嫲一样。18岁的青年在社会上打拼的年代已经逐渐变成了历史。

现在的18岁青年真得可以忍受到职场上的煎熬吗？他们真的可以不被城市中五彩缤纷的世界诱惑到吗？他们真的可以独自生活吗？我们对18岁后的未来充满憧憬，然而我不可以否认我们对18岁后的生活有许多问号。18岁的生活到底是怎么样的? 每个人都会给你不同的答案，而这问题却没有绝对的答案。18岁，真的可以为所欲为吗？真的可以体验性行为吗？（请容许我这么说）真的可以吗？对不起，我不知道，大多数人都不知道这问题该怎么回答。

但是，现在不同于过往。在阿公阿嫲的时代，男子18岁已经有妻房，女子16岁已经嫁人。那时候，18岁的青年已经思想成熟。他们从小就深深体验到生活的艰辛，金钱的重要性。他们已经学会怎么赚钱养家（除了出生于名门家族的败家子）。但是，现在的青年才做不到几天就已经喊腰酸背痛（你们千万不要说你们没有说过这句话）。

“我还是回去学校继续读书吧，让父母养多我几年吧！”，这应该是我18岁生日的愿望。让我继续依赖着父母吧，继续让父母做我的靠山吧！哈哈！！

你们18岁的愿望又是什么呢？我不从得知，但希望你们的生日愿望不是想一死泯恩仇，你们这么做太对不起你的父母了。你说对不对？

2009年的第九章 —— “放假比上课还闷 / 育华人，你知道这些育华文化吗？”

“放假比上课还闷。”，我的心这么对我说。

才过了三天，这么快就那么闷了。“神啊！救救我吧！一把年纪啦！不可能要我发呆吧！”（改编于陈小春的歌），我可是会发疯的！你们有什么秘方可以教我，好让我能能好好度过这沉闷的光阴。为了让我还活在这世上，请献给我一些锦囊妙计吧，我先在此致谢。

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在育华有一段很长的日子了，当我回忆在育华度过的种种时光，真的非常高兴。你们可又知道育华的文化吗？我的网友（学兄）在面子书（facebook）开了一个团体（group），当中的话题可是非常劲爆！就让你们都读吧！

Yu Hua Culture (latest updated)

1. Students take more than 20 minutes to go to the toilet.
2. The place where the rabbits live are replaced by buildings.
3. There is only one photostat shop and is always flooded with people when you need to use it.
4. No one likes the cadet.
5. The St. John room is the place where you hide stuffs from being confiscated.
6. You heard rumors of the bilik sukan block opposite the library is gonna be bulldozed. (updated 2009)
7. The library is underground.
8. The smarter you are, the more stairs there is for you to climb just to get to your class.
9. You found out through your friends that there is a forum that talks bad stuffs about teachers.
10. Prefect's discipline is worse than the average student.
11. Everyone hates Mr. Yong.
12. Everyone still hates Mr. Yong. (updated 2009)
13. Almost all the desks are vandalized by liquid paper.
14. The students of 4C and 5C are the top in school which means C is the new A. (updated 2009)
15. You need to pay to see a performance by your own school during Culture Night.
16. All the revision books in library are outdated and no where near the current syllabus.
17. All the books in library are old and falling apart.
18. The toilet above the old koperasi is now the new Chinese's society store room.
19. The old koperasi became a toilet.
20. The bilik pengawas is always dusty.
21. The reading corner beside RYH is now the gathering point for Girl Guide. (updated 2009)
22. The old badminton court behind St. John room is now a building with classes.
23. No one really listens to the announcement by RYH.
24. If you want to become a member of RYH, you must have a lot of CDs.
25. Every morning you have to gather in the hall for no reason except monday but you still find it very annoying.
26. No one sings the national anthem when it is played.
27. You sing it because you were forced to.
28. The teacher doesn't care if someone's phone rang during exam.
29. Every night before the exam, you get a sms telling you tip.
30. You are late, your name gets written down by prefect and nothing happens.
31. If you know you are late, please make sure you are really late.
32. You heard there is a society called Cheer Group but wondered what happened to it.
33. You bring money during Merentas Desa so that you can buy drinks on the way.
34. The cheapest food for value is probably the nasi lemak but you hate it anyway.
35. The people you hang out with are normally your classmates.
36. Many people will buy drinks at koperasi at 12.30pm sharp.
37. You got a haircut for free during perhimpunan somewhere in 2007.
38. You bribe the Pengerusi/Setiausaha to get full attendance during the time when they calculate your curriculum marks.
39. Yu Hua Idol is probably the only event you will go during your whole year in school.
40. There is a meeting in library about crew cut between teachers and pengerusi.
41. You heard of rumors that a shopping complex is gonna be build just across the street.
42. The rumors are true. (updated 2009)
43. You hide in the toilet during perhimpunan just to avoid being caught with long hair if you are a guy.
44. Your liquid paper is confiscated during spot check.
45. Only the class 5C has students other than chinese.
46. You need to wear a tag to go to the toilet but you don't wear them anyway.
47. You would rather be caught dead than wearing that tag so you put it in your pocket when you go to the toilet.
48. Buku Kawalan is probably the stupidest thing the school ever came up with.
49. The teachers use the Buku Kawalan to threaten the students.
50. There is a society called Anti-Deman-Denggi. (updated 2009)
51. You have to maintain crew cut for almost your whole life in school and you hate it.
52. You were about to graduate, they abolished that rule.
53. 4E/5E (2006-2007) has the most "bananas" (students who are better in the English language compared to Mandarin).
54. The robotic club is the club where they have a private lounge behind the old staff room, and members could actually skip classes. (Although some teachers complained)
55. Interschool basketball competition is one of the hottest event in the school, where everyone goes to the "toilet" to spend quality time watching the game.
56. There was once a very mild earthquake felt in the school during 2007.
57. When it's teachers day, it's celebrated as teacher's "hour" instead. Only one hour of events, and back to classes as usual.
58. "PUSAT TUISYEN EXCEL" and Miss Lee (now known as Mrs Lee) are the top tuition places favoured by students.
59. Anything that's white in the school will soon be filled with shoe prints.
60. Some people don't believe in flushing the toilet.
61. Your friends said they didn't do well in the exam but still managed to get an A.
62. You failed Kesusasteraan Cina and laughed about it.
63. You heard from a friend who heard from another friend that there are ghost in school
64. No one really cared about how well you did in Pendidikan Jasmani.
65. You cheated in an exam without getting caught... most of the time...
66. Couple updates are big news.
67. DotA is one of the most discussed topic in school. Some people could discuss strategies and past matches for a whole week.
68. You know someone or someone who knew someone that skipped school to play DotA at cyber cafes.
69. The birthday boy will be attacked by majority of the male population until the "main target" has revealed
70. Jay Chou is the big deal that time
71. If there's a topic bigger than Dota, it definitely would be football...
72. You are not allowed to eat in class but you still do it anyway.
73. You know someone who knows a lot of people.
74. Copying other student's work is a normal thing.
75. You hope your teacher doesn't come to class.
76. You find yourself donating money frequently.
77. You have a list of all the other classes' timetable.
78. You hardly bring textbooks to school.
79. You can't remember what you've learned last year... or worse... yesterday...
80. You slept in class without being caught by the teacher... most of the time...
81. The position of "Ketua Publisiti" means in charge of decorating the Papan Kenyataan only.
82. No one really wanted to join the Chinese Society... If they did, they are probably forced to by a certain person we all hate. (refer to 11 & 12)
83. The main purpose of English Society is to sell newspaper called the STAR.

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育华朋友，相信你们一定认同上述论点吧！（或许当中有些论点不正确，但是大多数是真的存在）
育华人不知道这些育华文化，可不是育华人哦！